I HATE the mess stovetop bacon prep creates. So, I have come up with a solution. This is a totally new-to-me solution (please don't tell me you've been doing this your whole life...). :-)
Take your trusty cookie sheet and line it with parchment paper (aluminum foil will work, but you will need to overlap it and the grease tends to leak to the sheet). Make sure your parchment paper is a bit longer than your sheet so it will contain the nastiness.
PLOP your not so healthy, non-turkey (or turkey if you must) bacon onto the parchment paper and pop it into a 375 degree oven for...... a while....Honestly, I don't even know how long I cook it. I just go about my business, and when I start smelling that fabulous (not so healthy, non-turkey) bacon-ey smell - VOILA!
Your bacon's ready, the house smells yummy and the grease is all contained on top of the parchment paper. I just let that nasty grease congeal (eewww) and throw the paper away. No messy clean up! My kind of cookin'!
Tell me what you think.